Bah, humbug

Is there anything more pointless than Twitter? Honestly, it's a technology looking for a solution to a problem that nobody experiences. I don't give a damn whether you just flushed the toilet! And I sure as heck don't care if you just connected your bing bong to your flirp flop through a dongle widget over a Facebook status update by using a new RSS twinkle you just wrote. I say summon the fail whale forever and do an end to this in s anity!

You kids. Get off my lawn!